Why Every Girl That Says She Does Yoga has Never Actually Done Yoga a Day in Her Life:
Don’t get me wrong, “FAKE YOGA” is super hot and all girls should do it anyway. But it’s not Yoga so don’t fool yourself. When someone says they “do yoga,” what they mean is they like exercising and stretching. Well, unless while she is stretching she is contemplating how she is not her body and ultimately realizes everything she thought was real is just nonsense. But let’s face it ….
That’s not what’s going on at all. Look, I could pour coffee in my toilet and call it a mug but it doesn’t make it one – even if a take a selfie pretending to drink out of it. NOW, if you argued with me that that just shows that the difference between a toilet and a coffee mug are merely in name and form – THAT’S YOGA!
Want to learn more about what the definition of Yoga Really is? Feel free to ask me.